Belly Button Funk

So the other day I was looking at my belly button when I noticed something gray sticking out. I of course the curious person pull out my tweezers and begin to probe the area. After my examination I realize this thing ain't coming out easy.

So I do what any pregnant woman would do, I called my sister. Hey sis, What is this funky gray stuff in my belly button? Beats me, she says. I had it in my belly button when I was prego as well. I used tweezers to get mine out. Hmmm, I thought. The plot thickens..

While sitting in the doctors office I decided to ask, What is this gray stuff in my belly button? A strange smile covers my doctor face like a kid with an evil secret. Now I am thinking to myself. Oh Gee! This can't be good. Weeeelll, do you really want to know, she asked (Mind you still smiling?) Why not, I say.

Well you see, it's petrified umbilical cord. AAAAAHHH! I say out loud. I wanted to run out of the room screaming, I am uncleaaaaaan!!! How disgusting! Come on, I clean my belly button out with alcohol. How can I have this stuff still in there.

Well, evidently as your belly enlarges, the belly button unspins and releases some very strange things. I just thought you would like to know in case you have something like this happen to you. Ha!

My doctor suggested hydrogen peroxide to bubble it out. I found that with some serious cleaning and tweezers I was able to rid myself of the funk!

I wonder if all those tequila shots from my belly button were safe? Just kidding! And you thought eating a Tequlia Worm was messed up! GAG! (what is this in my mouth!)